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PRESIDENT TRUMP NEEDS TO TOTALY DOMINATE THE RIOTING HIPPIES: AMERICA CRIES OUT FOR ULTRABADNESS IN LEADERSHIP!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 6 Jun 2020 15 comments, latest 9 hours ago
No more screwing around with pepperball rounds, Mr President.TIME TO GET PRESIDENTIAL!Get ye with M134 and climb up on the roof of the White House in battle fatigues - just...

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CHAIN SAW PROTEST MANAGEMENT INNOVATION IN McALLEN TEXAS! (twitter.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 5 Jun 2020 9 comments, latest 14 hours ago
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TEXAS GOP ICON REVEALS THE TRUTH ON FLOYD SUICIDE: SOROS! Staged It to Destroy AMERICA! (cbs19.tv)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 5 Jun 2020 2 comments, latest a day ago
https://www.cbs19.tv/article/n Knowing what we now know, the only reasonable solution is to machine gun all negroes and libbies and issue a TAX CUT! and disband the SEC!

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Lo Fat Chomped the Pangolin!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 7 Apr 2020 10 comments, latest 4 days ago
(Sung to the tune of Cat Ballou)Well now friends just lend an earFor you're now about to hear, the ballad of Kung Fallou-ouIt's a song that's newly made and Apocalypse...

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LOOTERS LOOT BECAUSE THEY'RE CRYING OUT FOR A TAX CUT!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 1 Jun 2020 5 comments, latest 4 days ago
ONLY HATEFUL LIBBIES WILL DENY THEM THE TAX CUTS THEY DESPERATELY NEED TO SURVIVE THE LIBBY PLANDEMIC AND LIBBY DEPRESSION!

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National Guard deployed in Georgia, Los Angeles - WAHT CAN GO WONG?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 30 May 2020 2 comments, latest 7 days ago
Georgia Governor Brian Kemp signed an executive order Saturday night authorizing the activation of up to 3,000 National Guard troops statewide, according to a series of tweets on his verified...

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AMERICA!: CELEBRATE KNEEL ON YOUR NEGRO DAY THIS SUNDAY AND EXHULT UPROARIOUSLY THAT IT'S ONLY TWO DAYS UNTIL TACO TUESDAY!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 30 May 2020 4 comments, latest 7 days ago
Why should crappy Mexican food get all the weekly celebratory accolades!?Clearly it's time to celebrate FREE!dom, law and order and remind each other that the 13th Amendment is unconstitutional!So this...

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Is George Floyd a Crisis Actor? Was He Seen at Sandy Hook? We Know The Video Is Out There!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 29 May 2020 2 comments, latest 8 days ago
When you see George tell him he's not fooling anybody.

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Minnesota Staties Arrest CNN Terrorists and CNN! TERRORIST! TV! NEGRO! Because About Time All CNN Terrorists Were Put The Fuck Away and Raped to Death ! (cnn.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 29 May 2020 2 comments, latest 9 days ago
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/29 HEAD SHOTS FOR JIMENEZ! THE TERRORIST TV NEGRO(CNN)A CNN crew was arrested by Minnesota state police Friday morning while giving a live television report in Minneapolis, where the crew...

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WHY! HAVEN'T WE SEEN KAYLEIGH! MCENEMA!'S WET WELCOMING TWEETEE! ?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 28 May 2020 1 comment, latest 9 days ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE White House?

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100,000 During Total Lockdown = 10 million During MAGA! Crazed Humping In the Streets and French-Kissing Fascist RALLIES!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 24 May 2020 1 comment, latest 13 days ago
Compliance in the states was generally better than could be expected and still 100K croaked outright. With Trump on TV shrieking at people to RALLY!, make out with other people...

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TARA READE IS REALLY FUCKING HUGE! BIDEN'S ARM MUST HAVE DISAPPEARED INSIDE HER! OMG! REALLY FUCKING IMMENSE! COLOSSAL! TITANIC!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 22 May 2020 17 comments, latest 14 days ago

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JESUCUNTS! Having Lots and Lots of JESURALLIES and Dying By the Millions Because MAGA! and JESUS! Will Protect The STOOPID! FUCKING! CUNTS! (alternet.org)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 29 Apr 2020 10 comments, latest 16 days ago
https://www.alternet.org/2020/ One of the fundamentalists who defied social distancing, according to Woodward, was Bishop Gerald Glenn, founder of the New Deliverance Evangelistic Church in Chesterfield, Virginia. While other pastors were...

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Zoom Bombing as Competitive Sport: Let's Do It!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 21 May 2020 Posted 16 days ago
All this crap about Zoombombing as a bad thing misses the point.There should be Zoom meeting channels that you can charge people to show up in and do outrageous shit...

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Man accused of shooting Waffle House cook after face mask dispute in Aurora (kdvr.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 20 May 2020 13 comments, latest 17 days ago
https://kdvr.com/news/coronavi AURORA, Colo. (KDVR) — A man has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly shooting a Waffle House employee in Aurora one night after being asked to wear a...

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The MAGA! Cure: Everyone RALLY! and Suck Face With Strangers for Hours and Then Drive Around All Day Leaping from Cars and Sucking Random Faces to Achieve Herb Immunity!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 21 May 2020 Posted 17 days ago
Or just give everyone a single-drop transfusion of blood from Herb!HOW FUCKING MAGA IS THAT! ?

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MORE PROOF THAT MAGA CONQUERS ALL: 'The Food Supply Chain Is Breaking.' Tyson Foods Warns of Meat Shortage as Plants Close Due to COVID-19 (news.yahoo.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 27 Apr 2020 39 comments, latest 17 days ago
PRECEDENT! CUNTFACE! will watch AMERICA! starve, while slack-jawed and babbling that KFC has to deliver to the White House, because he said so. DUH!https://news.yahoo.com/foo DONNIE! MAKE! MOO!

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What is the cat picture supposed to mean? I see if on every third web page these days.
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 15 Nov 2019 162 comments, latest 17 days ago

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THE ONLY DEFENSE AGAINST COVID IS SHOOTING DISEASED LIBBIES IN THE FACE THE SECOND THEY ARE ENCOUNTERED, EXACTLY AS THE SECOND AMENDMENT GUARANTEES! OPEN FIRE!, YOU CUNTS!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 17 May 2020 3 comments, latest 20 days ago
The logic is flawless.If you can't agree, maybe you should take SOROS!'s penis out of your rectum!And Michelle's IPP! out of your throat.OPEN! FIRE!

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[T]wo private jet companies are among the first 96 airline companies disclosed as recipients of taxpayer funds BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS KREMLIN CALL GIRL'S FETID, INFECTED CUNT! (propublica.org)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 16 May 2020 11 comments, latest 21 days ago
https://www.propublica.org/art SUCK THE FAT TWIT!'S CUNT HARDER, AMERICA! SUCK!, AMERICA!, SUCK! AND KEEP SUCKING! 400 MORE YEARS!An Omaha, Nebraska-based private jet company whose principal owner donated generously to Donald Trump...

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PLANDEMIC VIDEO PROVES FAUCI AND OBAMA ARE GUILTY OF GENOCIDE! ARREST THEM NOW!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 10 May 2020 6 comments, latest a month ago
What is the DoJ waiting for?This is obviously an open and shut case.Play the video in front of a jury of normal AMERICA!ns who are helping QANON! take back AMERICA!...

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US: Russia could try to covertly advise candidates in 2020 (apnews.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 5 May 2020 3 comments, latest a month ago
https://apnews.com/8e96b52c88d WASHINGTON (AP) — The Department of Homeland Security and FBI warned states earlier this year that Russia could look to interfere in the 2020 U.S. elections by covertly advising...

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MAGA! RALLIES! ARE pride parades - on hoverounds!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 27 Apr 2020 1 comment, latest a month ago
Who else would show up to cheer on a big queenie sounding poof who sounds twinkier than Charles Nelson Reilly ?

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RALLIES! CURE! CV-19! AND CANCER!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 27 Apr 2020 5 comments, latest a month ago
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!

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SUCH! INCREDIBLE! MAGA!: AGRICULTURE USDA let millions of pounds of food rot while food-bank demand soared (politico.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 27 Apr 2020 1 comment, latest a month ago
https://www.politico.com/news/ Tom Vilsack, who served as agriculture secretary during the Obama administration, put it this way: “It’s not a lack of food, it’s that the food is in one place...

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AMERICA! NEEDS A COVID-CULL QUOTA TO SPEED RECOVERY!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 27 Apr 2020 Posted a month ago
We all know exactly who's not going to make it: big, fat, un-hot chicks, smokers, every last IHL, etc. so why not give every AMERICA!n a COVID!-QUOTA! CULL! to take...

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REUTERS: Former Labradoodle breeder tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force (reuters.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 23 Apr 2020 5 comments, latest a month ago
https://www.reuters.com/articl That's right - a guy whose claim to fame is he knows what Dick Cheney's penis tastes like and watched dogs fuck for a living is in charge of...

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More deaths, no benefit from malaria drug in VA virus study (apnews.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 21 Apr 2020 4 comments, latest a month ago
368 is a small pool but the TRUMP!PILL! added to usual regime of care more than doubled the number of corpses CV19 produced - which lines up exactly with the...

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Kentucky GOP Icon Arrested For Assault on a Mother of Three (courier-journal.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 21 Apr 2020 Posted 2 months ago
https://www.courier-journal.co Police say that Goforth, a Republican legislator from East Bernstadt, strangled the woman with an "Ethernet cord from a kitchen drawer, and threatened to kill her."Goforth also struck the...

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Only THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY! Can Save AMERICA! From the Governor of Virginia!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 18 Apr 2020 1 comment, latest 2 months ago

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If You'd Stop Fucking Pangolins and Jamming Bats Up Your Ass, Maybe You'd Stop Getting COVID-19 Virus. Ever Think of That?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 17 Apr 2020 2 comments, latest 2 months ago
Right.So there is no reason not to RALLY!

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You Got Your $1200 - NOW BLOE ME AMERICA!, SAYS DONNIE!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 16 Apr 2020 Posted 2 months ago

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Will Fauce Face the Firing Squad?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 10 Apr 2020 1 comment, latest 2 months ago
His treason is a fact.How he will pay for his betrayal still to be decided. He could end up deported to Kenya with Obama.

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Is it really that hard for people in the PRC to resist sodomizing pangolins and eating bat salad sandwiches?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 6 Apr 2020 7 comments, latest 2 months ago
Just sayin'

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PREParation for COVIDopalypse Means Being Ready to Kill Without Bullets Therefore . . .
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 31 Mar 2020 14 comments, latest 2 months ago
Your kids should be strong enough to drive a pitchfork through an adults sternum. We've been practicing on cadavers at a morgue run by a friend and I have to...

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RIKERS ISLAND PRISONERS ARE BEING OFFERED PPE AND $6 AN HOUR TO DIG MASS GRAVES (theintercept.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 1 Apr 2020 Posted 2 months ago
https://theintercept.com/2020/ HOAX! graves!NEW YORK CITY is offering prisoners at Rikers Island jail $6 per hour — a fortune by prison labor standards — and personal protective equipment if they agree...

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AP SLANDERS INFALLIBLE PRESIDENT WITH THIS VILE CONFECTION: Testing Blunders Crippled US Response as Coronavirus Spread (usnews.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 27 Mar 2020 1 comment, latest 2 months ago
https://www.usnews.com/news/po WASHINGTON (AP) — A series of missteps at the nation's top public health agency caused a critical shortage of reliable laboratory tests for the coronavirus, hobbling the federal response...

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FAKE! Hospitals pushed to FAKE! limit as FAKE! coronavirus FAKE! cases rise (thehill.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 26 Mar 2020 Posted 2 months ago
https://thehill.com/policy/hea BEHOLD THE EPIC FAKERY!New York, with more than 37,000 cases, is building an overflow hospital at a Manhattan convention center to handle non-COVID-19 cases. Temporary hospitals are also being...

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Really, Government Is The Problem: There Are Plenty of CV 19 Cures on Late Night Cable TV
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 25 Mar 2020 1 comment, latest 2 months ago
So, tell the libbies to shut up and shoot them in the face and go to Easter mass and order your cures from the ads on TV tonight and everything...

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White House Bible Psycho Shrieks CV-19 Is Wrath O' God Sent to Punish BUM! BLASTERS! (theintercept.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch on 25 Mar 2020 1 comment, latest 2 months ago
https://theintercept.com/2020/ The coronavirus, Drollinger argues in two blog posts and a rambling Bible study guide published in the past few days, is a form of God’s wrath upon nations, but...

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