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1   SumatraBosch   ignore (9)   2021 Aug 5, 6:00am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

As I always said, GOOD HEAD = GOOD HEALTH!
2   clambo   ignore (5)   2021 Aug 5, 7:31am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I recommend BBBJCIMNQNS to every guy I know.
3   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2021 Aug 5, 7:35am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin can you confirm? Figured you are setting Olympic records there.
4   mbSFBay   ignore (0)   2021 Aug 5, 7:59am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hmmm... 21 times, to cut risk by a third. By extrapolation - 21x3 times to cut it to zero. Taking care of your health is now in your hands.
5   WookieMan   ignore (6)   2021 Aug 5, 9:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

mbSFBay says
Taking care of your health is now in your hands.

Or sex and blowjobs. Titty fucking can work too.
6   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Aug 5, 9:42am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

mbSFBay says
Taking care of your health is now in your hands.



Literally.
7   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Aug 5, 9:50am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That's why every day Ima hustlin'
8   Onvacation   ignore (7)   2021 Aug 5, 10:12am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What are you going to do for the other three weeks?
9   Rin   ignore (9)   2021 Aug 5, 10:25am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fortwaynemobile says
Rin can you confirm?


Though the border with Quebec is closed, the RealDoll is helping me out in my preventative care!
10   WookieMan   ignore (6)   2021 Aug 5, 10:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Fortwaynemobile says
Rin can you confirm?


Though the border with Quebec is closed, the RealDoll is helping me out in my preventative care!

Not sure if you need a Canadian citizen with you, but my SIL is up there right now with her husband. Drove across no issue. There's a lot of misinformation about borders being closed. Everyone told us we couldn't go to Mexico. No one could explain how we could book a flight and actually did go to Mexico.

You may be right that you can't as an individual American, but she drove across about a month or so ago without issue. Coming back this weekend, though the hubby has to fly in and she's driving.

The rules for this shit are so obtuse. You can fly, but not drive, but then you can drive if you are with a Canadian citizen. We've reached new levels of stupidity.
11   rocketjoe79   ignore (1)   2021 Aug 5, 11:20am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

clambo says
BBBJCIMNQNS


Damn, had to look that one up. I like the sentiment.
12   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Aug 5, 11:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I had to look it up too, but that's definitely the gold standard for blow jobs.
13   clambo   ignore (5)   2021 Aug 5, 3:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Anonymous:
"Give me head, or give me death!"
14   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Aug 5, 4:24pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So we can call all the gals who won't put out 'Pro cancer bitches'?
15   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Aug 5, 5:43pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

At that rate, it only takes three days a month to prevent cancer! Thank God for Pornhub and fleshlights!

Of course, It's the Daily Mail, so soon we'll have another article saying "More Than Five Ejaculations A Month Cause Prostate Cancer And Increases Death Rate From Covid!"
16   Rin   ignore (9)   2021 Aug 5, 6:53pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WookieMan says
You may be right that you can't as an individual American


Here's the border right here in Vermont ...

17   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Aug 5, 7:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

clambo says
BBBJCIMNQNS


First girlfriend I had did that. So I thought it was normal for BJs. Boy was I in for a rude awakening on girlfriend #2, #3, #4 and plenty of quickies.
18   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Aug 5, 9:41pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yup, first girlfriend ruined me that way as well. But damn, was good while it lasted.
19   mell   ignore (6)   2021 Aug 5, 11:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yep. Good ole days
20   clambo   ignore (5)   2021 Aug 6, 4:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Re: BBBJ queens.
I met a girl in Martha’s Vineyard once who told me she would go out with the intention of finding a suitable guy that night to blow, and she found multiple random guys per week, even the same day.
She was like a teenage cock vampire.
Her challenge was letting the guy know she was ready to blow him, nothing else required, while he might have a more fuckable hotter girl in his sights in the bar or whatever.
I bet nobody would expect a young preppy girl to be so interesting.

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