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My Solution to Corona Virus

By MisdemeanorRebel follow MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 12, 10:01pm 378 views   6 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


Turn off the stock market. No trading, period, finto, end of story. Not APPL, not Pork Bellies, not USD-EURO futures.

Within hours the media itself will be claiming the Coronavirus isn't as big a threat as "Some Say" (sidestepping the fact they spent weeks pumping it up).

And yes, it's been done before.
1   komputodo   ignore (3)   2020 Mar 12, 10:53pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

not a bad idea
2   Shaman   ignore (2)   2020 Mar 12, 11:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

It isn’t doing anyone any good right now that’s for sure. Wait a few weeks and then turn it back on when people know what’s up.
Panic is the only real driver right now.
3   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2020 Mar 13, 9:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Can't wait until Friday's opening to follow the excitement.

Disappointed?
4   B.A.C.A.H.   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 13, 9:19am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ha ha ha! Sounds like trump.

That's not a solution to Corona virus. It's a solution to the Stock Market crashing.
5   MisdemeanorRebel   ignore (3)   2020 Mar 13, 9:29am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I got the idea from my Joe Pesci Meme. "You put my money to sleep, wake it up!"

Put Bezo's and Gate's and Qatari Sheik's money to sleep, and watch them tell their Owned Media to tamp down the panic.

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