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1   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2020 Jan 10, 4:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"reportedly sold out within hours of its test run."
2   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (7)   2020 Jan 10, 4:51pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A gang of white nationalists jumped me and beat my ass last night so it figures this would be next.
3   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2020 Jan 11, 11:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I love the smell of vinegar and money douche while taking my candle lit bubble bath.

Initial sales were a little trenchy.
4   willywonka   ignore (4)   2020 Jan 11, 11:24am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

it WILL NOT outsell the Harvey Weinstein cheese farts candle.
5   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2020 Jan 11, 10:05pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Apparently these candles have been selling quite well. They have been using them to fumigate tenements of cockroaches and rats.

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