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Baby Yoda Memes

By TrumpingTits follow TrumpingTits   2019 Dec 8, 8:34pm 358 views   11 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (52)   2019 Dec 8, 9:57pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I never wanted to play soccer until I saw this thing.

Disney should sell a version that screams when you kick it.
6   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2019 Dec 9, 1:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Does baby Yoda levitate his mom's tits for a suckle?
8   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2019 Dec 9, 6:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Baby Yoda's market testing panel consisted of Catholic priests with turgo-meters on their peckers. Go, Disney!
9   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2019 Dec 9, 7:43pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

turgo-meters?

Is that a real device? I guess it would replace the old style string and bells of the classic jokes.
10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (52)   2019 Dec 9, 11:56pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They are called tumescence meters.

They are calibrated from 0 to RHLRELTNY!
11   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2019 Dec 10, 6:31am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
They are called tumescence meters.

They are calibrated from 0 to RHLRELTNY!


So, what setting do you reach when you read Patnet?

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