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Pentagon confirms push to hide USS John McCain from BIG! FAT! EFFEMINATE! Trump WHO! IS! AFRAID! OF! DEAD! SENATORS!

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch follow APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2019 Jun 3, 6:32am 523 views   10 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


https://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2019/06/03/pentagon-confirms-push-to-hide-uss-john-mccain-from-trump.html

The acting Pentagon chief confirmed Sunday that the White House had requested the hiding of a warship bearing the name of late Senator John McCain during a visit by Donald Trump to Japan.

. . .Shanahan said Sunday that the president's staff had contacted the Japan-based 7th Fleet of the US Navy and given "the directive that the USS John S McCain should be hidden from view".

Ooooooo, the PRECEDENT! is so OFFENDED! at the dead senator who hurt his widdoo feewings, nothing more than feewings, trying to forget those feewings of tiny-dicked, dwarf-handed inferiority!

Oh, woah, woah, FEEWINGS!
1   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Jun 3, 5:52pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The USS John S McCain is scheduled to dispatch to the middle of the Taiwan Straits during Chinese war games operations.
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Jun 3, 8:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This tub will look great going down with Megan tied to the prow, screaming in agony as it sinks beneath the waves, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
3   komputodo   ignore (2)   2019 Jun 3, 11:13pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
the White House had requested the hiding of a warship bearing the name of late Senator John McCain during a visit by Donald Trump to Japan.

Is THE WHITE HOUSE a person? Who exactly is THE WHITE HOUSE...Just curious because as far as I know, my house has never sent an email or made a phone call.
4   komputodo   ignore (2)   2019 Jun 3, 11:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
This tub will look great going down with Megan tied to the prow, screaming in agony as it sinks beneath the waves, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.

No ship could ever sink with that huge bag of gas tied to it.
5   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Jun 4, 2:01am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

komputodo says
Is THE WHITE HOUSE a person? Who exactly is THE WHITE HOUSE

If they called it the Muslim House or the Black House, would the news stop covering it?
6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Jun 4, 6:39am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's called Bedlam now. A hundred people running around trying to calm the psycho in chief, spending half his day curled up on the floor of his bedroom, watching Fox News, holding his weewee and shrieking MOE! LARRY! CHEESE! while staffers rub his chin with a tassel .
7   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (4)   2019 Jun 4, 7:06am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I think it’s made up rumor.
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Jun 4, 7:08am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Well, yeah, I added the part about the tassel.
9   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (4)   2019 Jun 4, 9:29am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Well, yeah, I added the part about the tassel.


I knew it!
10   clambo   ignore (5)   2019 Jun 4, 4:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They should either rename it or sink it for an artificial reef.
Fuck McCain.

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