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Bots attack Patnet

By rd6B follow rd6B   2018 Sep 4, 10:24am 2,815 views   26 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


And they are distracting and annoying. I will list below ones who I think are bots, and please add names if you recognize more of them. Please avoid taking potshots at people you disagree with.

freespeak, oil, sftech, kover likely are bots.
1   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2018 Sep 4, 10:30am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why would anyone bother to take the time to make bots just to put them on Patnet? Don't they know we're all mindless drones?
2   rd6B   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 4, 10:34am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

NuttBoxer says
Don't they know we're all mindless drones?

Best place to test them out since they resemble certain patnetters :)
3   curious2   ignore (0)   2018 Sep 4, 10:42am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

dr6B says
kover


Bot or troll farmer? For example, this comment is copied and pasted and appears in many places around the WWW, e.g. here. It doesn't take sophisticated programming to do that. An average teenager could do it, or a troll farmer.
4   rd6B   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 4, 10:46am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

curious2 says
troll farmer


First time heard that term, thanks. And these trolls do seem to operate like Russian troll farm, where everything American is bad.
5   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2018 Sep 4, 11:13am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's embarrassing when a troll farmer does you better than you.
6   rd6B   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 4, 11:36am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Its embarrassing when a troll farmer does you better than you.

Even more embarrassing is when some Patnetters enthusiastically agree with bots and fail Turing test themselves :)
7   HEYYOU   ignore (44)   2018 Sep 4, 1:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I thought all patnetters were trolling bots.
8   curious2   ignore (0)   2018 Sep 4, 1:41pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Interesting how "otto" arrived to push NPVIC, copying and pasting comments promoting it, and then disappeared when caught copying and pasting.
9   rd6B   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 4, 2:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

curious2 says
disappeared when caught copying and pasting

Seems that our trolls have now disappeared as well.
10   WookieMan   ignore (4)   2018 Sep 4, 4:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

dr6B says
curious2 says
disappeared when caught copying and pasting

Seems that our trolls have now disappeared as well.


We can only hope..... I think some are still around.
11   Patrick   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 4, 5:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

kover has been deleted. Definitely a bot.

The bots are getting more sophisticated, but still can't seem to hold a conversation.
12   OccasionalCortex   ignore (5)   2018 Sep 4, 5:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEYYOU says
I thought all patnetters were trolling bots.

Pop quiz bot check: What does the Child Catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang do?
13   curious2   ignore (0)   2018 Sep 4, 5:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
The bots are getting more sophisticated, but still can't seem to hold a conversation.


Maybe a troll farmer who can't speak English?
14   WookieMan   ignore (4)   2018 Sep 5, 8:25am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

curious2 says
Patrick says
The bots are getting more sophisticated, but still can't seem to hold a conversation.


Maybe a troll farmer who can't speak English?


Probably. I'd say they'd need to be able to read it is the problem though. They never answer a damn thing when asked a question. Not that the response would be worth reading.
15   OccasionalCortex   ignore (5)   2018 Sep 5, 1:48pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AntiOcasioCortez says
HEYYOU says
I thought all patnetters were trolling bots.

Pop quiz bot check: What does the Child Catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang do?


@Patrick, looks like HEYYOU is a bot as well. See also here: http://patrick.net/post/1311443/?c=1532959
16   rd6B   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 5, 1:58pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AntiOcasioCortez says
HEYYOU is a bot as well


Absolutely not, at least in a classical sense. But https://patrick.net/user/WillPowers is a bot who for some reason started following me after I opened this thread.
17   OccasionalCortex   ignore (5)   2018 Sep 5, 2:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

dr6B says
Absolutely not, at least in a classical sense.

He's a bot. I think he was a real user at some point but then 'assigned' the account to a bot outfit.
18   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2018 Sep 5, 5:57pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hey You doesn't have a position on anything but is angry about everything.
19   Tim Aurora   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 10, 1:26pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I always though t that Ironman was a bot
20   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2018 Dec 10, 1:28pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If you confront bots by saying your father was a toaster, do they too explode like in that one Simpsons SJW episode?
21   willywonka   ignore (4)   2018 Dec 10, 2:18pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You are all just brains in a jar sharing a group delusion.
22   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2018 Dec 10, 2:43pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

willywonka says
You are all just brains in a jar sharing a group delusion.


I feel upgraded.
23   rd6B   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 10, 2:47pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

willywonka says
You are all just brains in a jar sharing a group delusion.

Or there are only a few computers and everything else is simulated, cf Stanislaw Lem's Professor Corcoran
24   HEYYOU   ignore (44)   2018 Dec 10, 5:18pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MegaForce says
HEYYOU says
I thought all patnetters were trolling bots.

Pop quiz bot check: What does the Child Catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang do?


Where's Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang?
.......
It's a sad situation when HEYYOU can make the bot creator look stupid.
25   HEYYOU   ignore (44)   2018 Dec 10, 5:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Hey You doesn't have a position on anything but is angry about everything.

Tax increase!
If one's not mad,they aren't paying attention. ;-)

Cut off the hands of thieves,hackers & fraudsters.
Caning for those that fire a gun in emergencies & miss their target.
25 years hard as rock forced labor if one shoots someone.
Long torturous punishment if one kills someone.
OK! OK! OK! I'lI give one self defense.
I'm so wishy-washy.
26   HEYYOU   ignore (44)   2018 Dec 10, 5:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Hey You doesn't have a position on anything but is angry about everything.

Tax increase!
If one's not mad,they aren't paying attention. ;-)

Cut off the hands of thieves,hackers & fraudsters.
Caning for those that fire a gun in emergencies & miss their target.
25 years hard as rock forced labor if one shoots someone.
Long torturous punishment if one kills someone.
OK! OK! OK! I'lI give one self defense.
That's so wishy-washy.

I'm Louis Black's mental doppelganger. Yes! He's mental!

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