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Hey Sniper. Lets buy an island. Stock futures up 174 points right now. About to hit 26,000

By Strategist follow Strategist   2018 Jan 15, 6:59pm 1,987 views   2 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


My dear friends, the Dow could very easily hit 26,000 tomorrow. It would be mind blowing.
If it does, who wants to join me in buying Cuba, Puerto Rico, or Haiti. Oops, lets forget buying Haiti, it's a shithole.
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/
1   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Jan 15, 7:45pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Thanks to inflation. See Venezuela.
2   MrMagic   ignore (10)   2018 Jan 15, 9:39pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

Strategist says
If it does, who wants to join me in buying Cuba, Puerto Rico, or Haiti. Oops, lets forget buying Haiti, it's a shithole.


Ha Ha, forget Cuba and Puerto Rico too, those are shithole juniors.

How about we buy Barbados or St. Lucia?

At the rate this market is going, I'll be able to retire soon..

Oh wait, I already did that...

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