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Some predictions for Dan, Jazz, Logan, CIC, Bob.

By Strategist follow Strategist   2016 Jan 1, 8:54am 2,299 views   3 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


Some of my predictions for 2016.

1. Dan demands a pay raise, but gets the pink slip instead. Starts his own business installing Microsoft Windows 10. The first person he hires is a H1B from India. All his customers switch to the Mac, and his business shuts down. Ends up as a bartender at Georgie's.

2. Jazz finally gets off the couch and joins a gang that tries to bring about a revolution. The gang turns out to be an ISIS supporter, and he ends up in jail.

3. Logan decides to buy his father's Newport Beach home for $2.2 million. Gets rejected for the loan. Still claims loans are easy to get.

4. Call Crazy finally decides to move to Florida. Home prices increase. He still calls for a crash.

5. Bob visits friends in Iran, gets arrested for spying. Claims he was set up by CIC.

1   anonymous   ignore (null)   2016 Jan 1, 9:36am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Strategist says

3. Logan decides to buy his father's Newport Beach home for $2.2 million. Gets rejected for the loan. Still claims loans are easy to get.

LOL

2   Strategist   ignore (2)   2016 Jan 1, 12:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Quigley says

7)Rin meets the woman of his dreams. She's 5'6", 36,34,36, with a D cup, a platinum blonde, and comes with rechargeable lithium batteries.

And he lives happily ever after.


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