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Veegan Jogging freak drops dead of Heart Attack

By TPB follow TPB   2012 Feb 29, 7:58am 3,782 views   7 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share      


http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/29/showbiz/obit-davy-jones/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

"He was a vegetarian, and there was not an ounce of fat on the guy," Jacobson said. "He lived on the beach in Florida and ran miles every morning. This is the last person I expected this to happen to. He couldn't have been in better shape."

He was of course none other than Davey Jones a Monkey.
Let's blame Paula Dean, her butter fat atomized and wafted through the air and must have gotten in his arteries.

1   marcus   ignore (11)   2012 Feb 29, 9:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sad. Apparently it is possible to have heart disease that is independent of
poor dietary or exercise habits. This is why every now and then you even hear of a young person keeling over of a heart attack at an athletic event (and I don't mean the ones that involved cocaine or speed).

Speaking of which, who knows whether supplements and or drugs could have been involved. I doubt there will be an investigation, at least not a public one.

2   TPB   ignore (3)   2012 Feb 29, 11:32am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says

Apparently it is possible to have heart disease that is independent of
poor dietary or exercise habits.

Shocking, then apparently it must be possible to be in good health independent of eat bacon pudding while going supine on your ass.
But then again the argument for eating healthy while promoting the exact opposite. I mean the Mrs. is telling you to buy Broccoli from Whole Ripoff, while the Mr. pats him self on the back for all of the McDonald's jobs he's created.
Funny back when I did residential flooring. Florida was a Sr. Hotspot, more so than now. I did many jobs in golden years communities. The reoccurring theme, was the portly Mrs. would show pictures of her now deceased husband, who most always was half her size in girth.

3   thomas.wong1986   ignore (3)   2012 Feb 29, 12:22pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TPB says

He was of course none other than Davey Jones a Monkey.
Let's blame Paula Dean, her butter fat atomized and wafted through the air and must have gotten in his arteries.

do you remember Jim Fix who started the whole jogging fitness mania.. same thing happened to him...

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4   TPB   ignore (3)   2012 Feb 29, 12:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

These exercise freaks are costing me money in MY health care expenses. Quick somebody do something to make them pay more, and ironically raise the rates on every else too across the board.
"Sorry sir your Buick pecks with nipple piercings, are taking up two seats, I'm afraid I'm going have to ask you to buy two seats or get off the plane. "

"And is that your Hoochie mama dressed like that? I'm afraid that'll be an extra baggage charge."

5   TPB   ignore (3)   2012 Feb 29, 10:52pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Nomograph says

You constantly rant against healthy food and exercise. I'm guessing you are significantly overweight and eat lots of fast food.

Hamburgers are the cornerstone of any nutritious meal.

No Sunshine, I just like to point out the irony of Liberal failed policies and politics. On one side of their Ass, they are telling inner city preschoolers to go home and tell their cash-strapped parents they got to buy fresh vegetables, at the same time our official economic and agricultural policies, allow fresh food stocks to be manipulated and run up untethered. Then from the other side of their asshole, Liberal policies continue to subsidize HFCS and encourages it to be hidden in every thing from infant formula to canned spinach. Ostracize fat people for eating fat, but still are strong champions of a rallying McDonald's stock.

I don't think you folks actually stand for anything, but getting a smug quip of misinformation across, and injecting their views on everyone whether they are interested or not.

6   bob2356   ignore (5)   2012 Mar 1, 1:52am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Spend a lot for time in a dark room worrying about the bogeyman do we? That was probably the weirdest, most disjointed, uninformed post to date.

Agricultural policies? Do you mean billions of dollars in agricultural subsidies to corporate farms? Subsidies from republicans to republicans. Subsidize HFCS? High fructose corn syrup? The stuff made from corn. Corn grown in the red states? You know,liberal bastions like Iowa, Kansas, Texas. Corn subsidized by republicans for republicans. That liberal HFCS policy?

What specific liberal policy champions McDonalds stock? I thought as per your previous posts liberals hated corporations and tried to destroy them at every opportunity with bad tax policy. Which is it? Are liberals for or against mega corporations? You frequently seem to have the amazing ability to have two opposing views on the same subject. No matter what happens on the planet it's a liberal conspiracy. Any association with reality is purely accidental. You live in a dark, unpleasant, paranoid world.

Yes there certainly isn't anything like a smug quip of misinformation by groups injecting their view on everyone. Liberal groups like the Heritage Foundation, The Cato Institute, Renew America, American Enterprise Institute are continually doing this.

I don't actually expect a reasonable answer from the dinosaur, it hasn't happened yet.

7   TPB   ignore (3)   2012 Mar 1, 2:32am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

bob2356 says

I thought as per your previous posts liberals hated corporations and tried to destroy them at every opportunity with bad tax policy.

Where do I say that? I said... it doesn't matter what I said. You have comprehension problem and I caint fix stupid.


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