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This one wins 'Best Presentation':

I keep telling my kids that choosing a life partner is the single most important decision they will ever make. So be freaking meticulous about that shit! Don’t just get married because she’s hot or he’s tall and has a good job. Get married to the right person for you.
All my kids are good looking, so they should never feel like they should have to settle for a crazy hot chick. Get a sane hot chick instead, with a good work ethic and good with kids. That’s what you want in a wife. It’s what I held out for, and it’s been a decision I can live with. It’s nice having someone to count on, someone on my team with whom I can celebrate all our wins as they are wins for the team not just us as individuals. We can collaborate on raising the kids, do couples dates, and generally do life together.
That’s my favorite part of marriage. It’s not all about the ass.

The blonde on the right is my fave of the week so far.

WookieMan says

The people locked up knew the risk when they did it.

Seriously? After the "summer of love" BLM looting and all of the other times the capitol has been "occupied" you think people that have been arrested for "trespassing" after being let in by the police should rot in jail without speedy trial or due process?

Rhetorical questions not expecting cogent answers.

FREE THE J6 PROTESTERS!!!

@patrick
Is this how you're monetizing patnet?

As they say, "It's a no-brainer!"