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Can someone tell me why this person wasn't hired?

By Goran_K following x   2019 Mar 20, 11:29am 2,225 views   76 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    




I just can't put a finger on it...

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37   Onvacation   ignore (4)   2019 Mar 21, 9:47pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
WHAM

That's the AP we all know and love!
38   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2019 Mar 21, 9:49pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Some eyewash is in order!


Dude, you can't post that without a name. Can you reverse image search gifs?

I know what I want my Sexdoll to resemble.
39   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 21, 10:04pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

There was an even better one of her jumping into a pair of tight jeans, but I haven't been able to find it lately.
40   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 22, 5:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pat and Beastie
Sitting in a Tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Spends all day surfing the web, imagining her ballast, looking for that perfect TIGHT! JEANS! image of Beastie flinging camels toe at her harem!
41   Goran_K   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 22, 6:38am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

“Maybe I was too cute for their company”

Millennials lol
42   Goran_K   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 22, 6:43am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
There was an even better one of her jumping into a pair of tight jeans, but I haven't been able to find it lately.


I’ve seen this gif. Long time ago though, maybe 10 years now?
43   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 22, 8:05am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Right, could have been that long. OK, she's older now, but I'm still in love. Damn, just look at her, and the way she glances back.

10/10!
44   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 22, 8:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AND!

SHE'S!

BIG!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIG!
46   6rdB   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 22, 9:02am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
AND!

SHE'S!

BIG!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIG!



So call it crazy or call it fate Just with you I want to get laid But your holes are hard, so hard to find It doesn’t matter. I fuck you, fuck you from behind!
48   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 22, 3:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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49   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 22, 3:59pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

d6rB says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
AND!

SHE'S!

BIG!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIG!



So call it crazy or call it fate Just with you I want to get laid But your holes are hard, so hard to find It doesn’t matter. I fuck you, fuck you from behind!


Till Lindemann is a genius-ly sick fuck - your flappy butthole a soggy cave lol AF's dream come true => WHAM WHAM WHAM! I don't dig mini I like it fat!
50   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 22, 4:05pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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51   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 22, 4:07pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

EXPERIENCE!

THE!

BALLAST!
52   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 22, 4:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

THEN! the WHAMMING provokes the periodic motion of the IMMENSE! UDDERS!

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53   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 22, 4:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

As they begin to swing in larger and larger arcs and crash on her back, the shockwaves shattering the foundation and loosening the door hinges and stampeding the neighbors' pets!

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54   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 22, 4:14pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ah, here's the beauty putting on her jeans:

55   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 22, 4:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Who cares?

She needs to lose the clothes and announce, "I'M! WET! MOUNT! ME!"
56   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (4)   2019 Mar 22, 4:35pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A case for bringing back Darwinism
57   Goran_K   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 22, 5:29pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why do these women always assume they’re too cute or “bootiful” for normal men? Are they being serious?
58   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2019 Mar 22, 5:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Goran_K says
Why do these women always assume they’re too cute or “bootiful” for normal men? Are they being serious?


Why does every female targeted dating article tell women they a bunch of dindus, while men are all children?

https://www.bolde.com/why-smart-women-likely-single/
59   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (4)   2019 Mar 22, 5:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If they were smart, they’d figure out how to not be single.

Clearly article written by someone without critical thinking skills.

CBOEtrader says
Goran_K says
Why do these women always assume they’re too cute or “bootiful” for normal men? Are they being serious?


Why does every female targeted dating article tell women they a bunch of dindus, while men are all children?

https://www.bolde.com/why-smart-women-likely-single/
60   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 22, 5:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CBOEtrader says

Why does every female targeted dating article tell women they a bunch of dindus, while men are all children?

https://www.bolde.com/why-smart-women-likely-single/


That article says it all:

2. We’ve figured out it’s better to be single than in a bad relationship.
----i.e. if the guy doesn't do adequately pampers our ego, bye bye....

4. We aren’t capable of settling.
----i.e. we want a guy way better than we deserve.

6. We aren’t easy to impress.
---- the guy needs to be in the top 20% - just because we're "smart" - even if we're a 4/10 physically.

7. We know when a guy isn’t worth our time.
---- if he is part of the 80% of beta-males.

8. We don’t follow the crowd.
---- just because there are large herds of us doesn't mean we're following each other!
61   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 22, 5:59pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Remember Loreal's advertisement line: "Because we're worth it!"
It's like shooting an elephant EGO in a corridor.

BAM
62   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 23, 9:31am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Then the savage pestorking and udder swinging synchronize in a perfect ballet of schlong plunging and udder slapping:

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And the shocks set up a larger and larger periodic wave . . .
63   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (4)   2019 Mar 23, 9:33am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

During the interview she ate the application, and the interviewer.
64   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 23, 9:40am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
And the shocks set up a larger and larger periodic wave . . .


Careful, if you hit the resonant frequency that could topple buildings and bridges.
65   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 23, 9:55am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
CBOEtrader says

Why does every female targeted dating article tell women they a bunch of dindus, while men are all children?

https://www.bolde.com/why-smart-women-likely-single/


That article says it all:

2. We’ve figured out it’s better to be single than in a bad relationship.
----i.e. if the guy doesn't do adequately pampers our ego, bye bye....

4. We aren’t capable of settling.
----i.e. we want a guy way better than we deserve.

6. We aren’t easy to impress.
---- the guy needs to be in the top 20% - just because we're "smart" - even if we're a 4/10 physically.

7. We know when a guy isn’t worth our time.
---- if he is part of the 80% of beta-males.

8. We don’t follow the crowd.
---- just because there are large herds of us doesn't mean we're following each other!

11. We're too ugly.
66   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 23, 10:00am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

mell says
11. We're too ugly.


Women know this and resent it, but cannot openly say it.

A woman's fate is often determined by her looks. This is inherent in human biology. Beautiful women are measurably more healthy and fertile than fat, ugly, or old women. Men evolved to strongly prefer these indicators of health and fertility.

And it goes both ways:

A man's fate is often determined by his status. This is also inherent in human biology. Rich and powerful men are more likely to be able to provide for and to protect their children. Women evolved to strongly prefer indicators of wealth and power in men.
67   Goran_K   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 23, 10:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

IPatrick says
mell says
11. We're too ugly.


Women know this and resent it, but cannot openly say it.

A woman's fate is often determined by her looks. This is inherent in human biology. Beautiful women are measurably more healthy and fertile than fat, ugly, or old women. Men evolved to strongly prefer these indicators of health and fertility.


Seriously.

Men care that a woman has a pretty face, tight body, and good hygiene.

If she makes $10,000/year or $100,000/year is far less important.

The girl trying to fit into tight jeans would be my choice even if she was unemployed, over the fat girl even if she was pulling 6 figures. I make my own money.
68   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 23, 10:19am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
mell says
11. We're too ugly.


Women know this and resent it, but cannot openly say it.

A woman's fate is often determined by her looks. This is inherent in human biology. Beautiful women are measurably more healthy and fertile than fat, ugly, or old women. Men evolved to strongly prefer these indicators of health and fertility.


Yeah. The problem is that we ironically have an abundance of men due to lack of wars and improved safety in addition to leftist feminism and fake likes on social media by beta orbiters which makes women even more susceptible to believing this bs. They will occasionally fuck due to an abundance of men and lack of fertile white women willing to have kids and then grow old and bitter when they realize it was all just male thirst due to these conditions and nobody wants to settle with an old hag. Successful couples usually have kids and grow old together from an early stage. We have made a mockery out of this natural system which has been working so well. Crazy these days I often find pregnant white women sexier than their non pregnant counterparts. Not a fetish but a natural reaction to the extinction of western white/caucasian motherhood/couplehood.
69   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 23, 10:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Oh and we all know Rin has his own solution to this ;)
70   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2019 Mar 23, 10:24am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

mell says
11. We're too ugly


Mell wins pat.net for the day
71   Goran_K   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 23, 10:24am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I’m surprised rin hasn’t commented, this woman must disgust him more than I thought.
72   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 23, 11:44am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Btw despite being married it's a daily task keeping leftoid feminazi influences out of it, esp. in the bay area. Another reason to leave CA or move rural.
73   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2019 Mar 23, 11:51am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Goran_K says
IPatrick says
mell says
11. We're too ugly.


Women know this and resent it, but cannot openly say it.

A woman's fate is often determined by her looks. This is inherent in human biology. Beautiful women are measurably more healthy and fertile than fat, ugly, or old women. Men evolved to strongly prefer these indicators of health and fertility.


Seriously.

Men care that a woman has a pretty face, tight body, and good hygiene.

If she makes $10,000/year or $100,000/year is far less important.

The girl trying to fit into tight jeans would be my choice even if she was unemployed, over the fat girl even if she was pulling 6 figures. I make my own money.


If I had an ipad playing porn to cover her face, I think I could be ok with tittyfucking her.
74   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 23, 11:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
And the shocks set up a larger and larger periodic wave . . .


Careful, if you hit the resonant frequency that could topple buildings and bridges.


DANG! You saw my movie before - before I could get to the second plot point.
75   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 23, 11:54am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CovfefeButDeadly says
Goran_K says
IPatrick says
mell says
11. We're too ugly.


Women know this and resent it, but cannot openly say it.

A woman's fate is often determined by her looks. This is inherent in human biology. Beautiful women are measurably more healthy and fertile than fat, ugly, or old women. Men evolved to strongly prefer these indicators of health and fertility.


Seriously.

Men care that a woman has a pretty face, tight body, and good hygiene.

If she makes $10,000/year or $100,000/year is far less important.

The girl trying to fit into tight jeans would be my choice even if she was unemployed, over the fat girl even if she was pulling 6 figures. I make my own money.


If I had an ipad playing porn t...


lol misogynist!
76   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Mar 24, 11:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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