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1   P N Dr Lo R   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 23, 11:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Nasty. A sad legacy to leave for a life.
2   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 Feb 23, 11:20am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What a relief! He didn't die of fentanyl overdose, things must be looking up! No more being pelted by sopping wet panties of TV anchor groupies. Wait, was that a man he was with? Maybe pelted by Calvin Kleins.
3   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2019 Feb 23, 11:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

" During the encounter, Burrous inserted two “rocks” of crystal meth through his rectum before falling unconscious."

Rectum hell, it KILLED HIM! This delivery method offers no way to control and titrate the dose for desired effect, making overdose like this way too easy. People get alcohol toxicity this way too.

They were looking to induce "meth dick" which gives you a raging boner that never stops the action by cumming. With a woman its a good way to wind up with a well chafed and raw dick and pussy. Assholes aren't built for extended pumping though so this sounds like a poorly thought out therefore doomed encounter all around. Meth isn't exactly known for enhancing finer cognitive functions.
4   RC2006   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 23, 11:35am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

lol anal meth death
5   RC2006   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 23, 11:37am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hey how did your dad die? Anal Meth Death. What a way to leave your family, we will probably find he gave his wife aids.
6   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 Feb 23, 11:58am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Anal Meth Death. Now, we will have a heavy metal group by that name. Thanks, Burrous!
8   HEYYOU   ignore (31)   2019 Feb 23, 1:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Republicans & Democrats are on drugs.
They haven't killed themselves yet but they are doing a good job of destroying America.
9   P N Dr Lo R   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 23, 2:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Automan Empire says
it KILLED HIM
He left work complaining he did not feel well--how little did he know how prophetic that would become.
10   porkchopexpress   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 23, 4:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

P N Dr Lo R says
Automan Empire says
it KILLED HIM
He left work complaining he did not feel well--how little did he know how prophetic that would become.
He claimed he was having GI issues, only to later impale his colon with some guy’s baloney pony.
11   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Feb 23, 5:24pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Liberal Deviant behavior.
12   P N Dr Lo R   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 23, 7:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

porkchopexpress says
only to later impale his colon with some guy’s baloney pony.
The Enumclaw horse sex case on which the movie Zoo was based. These people really have some loose screws.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
13   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Feb 23, 8:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is this a thing? Like one guy packs it into the other guy with his wang?
14   RC2006   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 23, 9:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Is this a thing? Like one guy packs it into the other guy with his wang?

Thats what i was wondering, learn something new every day.
15   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 Feb 23, 9:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They got it all wrong. The gerbil was supposed to eat the meth and whirlygig him to ecstasy while his butt twirled like broken washing machine.

Bad gerbil.

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