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  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 8, 3:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Why in the old days, police would turn a blind eye to locals driving around on clean up armed with bats, brass knuckles, chains, and black jacks and reebar.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 9, 10:05pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Unless you are religious about going to the gym, id invest some in good execercise equipment and a good personal trainer.

Also consider a flash car and only giving rides to women with great legs and short skirts.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 10, 9:55am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

$50 in advance for her hand on your schwantz, with additional increments of $50 until you splurt.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 10, 10:40am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

We must extract more from them and separate the planners, thinkers and doers from tomorrow’s homeless heroin addicts. Keep ramping up the hamster wheel speed.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 11, 9:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

He’s a Commie capitalist cunt craver!
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 11, 10:19am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It’s a Putin plot!
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 12, 10:17am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Porn is more accessible anonymously. Which also suggests splicing in a few frames of female orgasms in any video you show to suitable parties.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 16, 9:42am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

CovfefeButDeadly says
i wanna eat out Elizabeth Hurley so bad.

Absolutely agree, but that’s not Liz Hurley.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 23, 3:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Her voice is constantly dubbed. She really sounds like Barry White after eating glass.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 23, 3:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Got any casting couch vids?
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 25, 12:21pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Typical inflated self importance bureaucrat. More common than not. Had the cops reacted like we all might, they’d be out of a job.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 25, 12:30pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Government and Ethics. Hoo boy.

A. The Port Authority is a bi-state agency which has oversight over the region's airports, Hudson River bridges and tunnels, its ports, and other transportation facilities, including the PATH rail line. Commissioners, who are nominated by governors in New York and New Jersey to six-year appointments, do not get paid.

Q. What did she do there?

A. She was head of the Government and Ethics committee and sat on the Port Authority's Operations committee, said a Port Authority spokesman.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 30, 1:54pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

A Depression would be a boon to renters. Unless they needed a job to pay rent.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 30, 1:56pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Let’s keep nukes out of the Middle East.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 2, 9:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Attica! Attica!
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 4, 8:12am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I sense a reality show. Get me her agent!
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 4, 9:19am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What drives swings in a bubble are short termers. RE speculators, home equity extractors etc. I do believe lending standards remain tight compared to anyone with a pulse. A lot of folks are predicting a hiss if a slowdown but not pop. Won’t help the sideliners. But folks have been predicting a crash for some time - insert popcorn munching porn stars gif. -
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 4, 9:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

skridlov says
It also shows how inept, moronic and idiotic Trump and his lawyer/fixer are. D
Almost as crazy as having an intern blow you or deep-sixing a knocked-up conquest. Or schtooping Marilyn and other hotties while negotiating with Kruschev.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 4, 10:22am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Getting your rocks off with a sexy babe can do wonders for self-esteem and stress. Therapeutic dogging.

Are the libruls detestable fake prude hypocrites still suffering free TDS?
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 6, 1:06pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

They pay for a night with a “loan agent” and tickets to see AC/DC where I am from, but cash only, preferably very small bills.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 21, 9:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Hitler considered the Russians to be Mongol subhumans. Of course, that is the Mexicans.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 21, 9:34am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Single payer for alll including illegals and the world’s largest military budget. Yes we can!
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 24, 11:29am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If everyone had a tank, only criminals would have anti-tank weapons.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 24, 11:54am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Short-sighted parents should enslave him for his organs. Livers don’t last forever.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 25, 9:48am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

UST’s zero risk 3%.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 25, 10:00am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Dude uses Twitter to complain about tech driving up home prices.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 25, 4:14pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Welfare fraud? Maybe she is black.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 25, 4:56pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

zzyzzx says
willywonka says
UST’s zero risk 3%.

IMO, 3% is terrible.
Sure, but there is zero risk if you hold to maturity and if the doomsayers are right, rates should come crashing down so you can sell before maturity at a profit. 6% in a dividend stock is nice, not guaranteed, and if you go long on a dividend paying stock, you are exposed to an equity loss if the stock heads down. Ditto a basket of stocks if the market heads down. Diversification is your friend, although it comes down to risk tolerance and the personal need for short or long term returns.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 27, 1:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

jazz_music says
The elites in a time of civil distress will retreat to their gated compounds and leave us to fend for ourselves. Our failure, our short-sightedness will immediately become apparent. The elites have already thought out of all of this ahead of time and preemptively provided for their loved ones. We were too busy to provide for contingency because it was too damn hard to make our monthly payments.
What about folks who want to go their own way? And how do you define “Elites?” I don’t want higher taxes and would like much lower capital gains. I also like single payer.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 27, 1:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

TrumpingTits says
We create welfare communities in Central America.
The real angle is organ harvesting and boinking young, nubile natives. The rights of the seigneur which every American citizen can claim.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 27, 1:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

jazz_music says
while a great opportunity is missed here to set up a local-based infrastructure that will be extended to the wider population under the likely conditions of civil collapse.
I’d rather be a pirate.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 28, 8:59am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

A healthy dose of liquidity. The markets were seized up more than Barney Frank’s packed fudge.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 30, 2:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Tenpoundbass says
Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Reynolds, or even Chris Pratt.
Colin Farrel, Christian Bale.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 31, 5:44am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What kind of parents would name their weird looking kid Valerie? Bad enough he is short and has a bad James Brown wig.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 31, 9:42am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Tenpoundbass says
Condi Rice has a nice ass can I substitute?
No, sorry. Condi was never located after a group of militant bull moose Code Pink lesbians picked her up after a lecture at Stanford. And this is Obama’s posse, anyway.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 10, 8:52am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Fucking Latinos!
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 11, 8:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Hardwood is/was schtooping the lovely Maria Cantwell.
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 17, 1:21pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Flip or code, bitches!
  willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 17, 1:23pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Bring a bunch of homeless and set up a camp.

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