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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 8, 11:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
If 400 pounders slide like bowling balls knocking down rack after rack of merchandise on the blood, do they get to keep all the stuff?


Correct!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 8, 11:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Prevents clumsy fat fucks from unionizing.

Founding Fathers saw it all!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 8, 11:21pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Right, programmable personalities and celebrity voices.

It delivers groceries and for an extra buck it will mow your lawn and tell lurid tales of being ass raped by Michelle Obama in the voice of Donald Trump
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 9, 11:11am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Right, people in cars will be hopping curbs or just leaning out of their windows to push them over when they drive by them.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 9, 11:15am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Clover works as a cover and you don't have to mow it.

Still a lawn without sandbags for the kids to keep M134 roaring through the night is just an invitation to home invasion and murder.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 10, 5:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yes, Melanoma made toast and Trump snatched their kids and put them between the slices to make sandwiches.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 10, 5:08am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Right, people in cars will be hopping curbs or just leaning out of their windows to push them over when they drive by them.


I plan to use a jousting stick.


Nice. This will no doubt be a thing.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 10, 8:49am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

IHLary herself bribed the guards and gave Epstein the choice: die of asphyxiation being throat fucked with her immense barbed strap on or hang himself. He decided for dignity.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 10, 8:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How about drive-by psychotherapy?

Press the THERAPIZE! ME! button on the app, wire in your location, nearest therapist pulls up and commands the patient to 'SNAP! THE FUCK! OUT! OF! IT!' and punches him or her in the face.

Therapist checks the 'CERTIFIED SANE' box on the app and the app bills the patient's credit card.

Elapsed time: 5 minutes.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 10, 4:36pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patel?

Everyone in India is going to sue Facebook?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 11, 10:19am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wait until the airlines are allowed to nail passengers to the ceilings and walls of the planes.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 11, 1:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Clearly this is proof of the DEEP! STATE! conspiracy to arrest and disappear carpenters and the Oakland A's!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 12, 11:03am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hawaii, eh?

Anyone seen her birth certificate?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 12, 11:23am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pathetic. With Motion detectors and Gatling guns, they could actually get some law enforcement done.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 12, 6:15pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Crown Vics are tough.

Buy one that's been in a crash and a couple of free fire fights.

Don't worry about using your blinkers when you change lanes.

No one will come near you, anyway.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 12, 6:19pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The constitution is perfectly clear:

OPEN! FIRE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 12, 6:40pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Crown Vics are tough.

Buy one that's been in a crash and a couple of free fire fights.

Don't worry about using your blinkers when you change lanes.

No one will come near you, anyway.


That's how it was with my Plymouth Fury.


Had a 69 Monaco. Most of the paint flaked off - just primer exposed half way down the car.

No brakes.

Electrical so bad I had to charge the battery to get back and forth from work.

383.

Could have driven it in Fury Road without modification.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 12, 8:22pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's an embarrassing show

Full grown guy who sounds like Mini Mouse squeaking SEIG! HEIL! for 30 minutes.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 12, 9:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What is with a cell mate protocol?

A cell mate is just as likely to sit there and tell the head case to go ahead kill themselves.

Imagine that - guy sits on his bunk and for 20 hours a day shouts DIE! YOU! FUCK! KILL! YOURSELF!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 12, 9:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

21 percent of JOB! CREATOR!s and OPPORTUNITY! MAKER!s have decided that Effeminate TV Dinner Scion TUCKME! TUCKME! TUCKME! Carlson is an imbecile inside of a week.

How can they be wrong?

They can't be because they're exactly like God.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 13, 8:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

All true which is a completely separate matter from established advertisers returning their cards unfilled.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 13, 10:20am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is exactly why the SEC needs to be disbanded and trustworthy Kazakhs need to be in control of all of our elections.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 13, 11:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You're thinking of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 13, 10:48pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If he was insulted, he should have shot the guy in the face and fucked the exit wound.

FAIL!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 14, 7:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wow. Didn't this guy get the memo that people want to hear about the duty of government to shoot poor people in the face?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 14, 9:25pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's true

Bill that dress all the time while IHLary wandered around the house in a GOLD! LAME! MU MU with a massive strap on dildo bobbing up and down while she shrieked, "NO MERCY! YOUR ASSHOLE! IS! MINE!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 15, 9:39am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That's it.

Trump needs to grant all HKers US citizen ship and arrive with a plane filled with passports for these people.

Let them line up at he airport to receive their passport and their M134 and copy of the US constitution.

Death to the PRC!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 15, 5:46pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The guy asked a famously and flamboyantly homo homo if he wanted him to buy him a girlie drink and didn't think the homo was going to lunge at his gonads and bite his ball sack?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 16, 6:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If someone voted for Trump, they are untitled to kidnap, torture, maim and kill anyone they like because Trump won the election, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 16, 10:45am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DIE! OLD! FUCKS! FUCKING! DIE!, exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 16, 5:18pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The screams everyone heard in the MMC was Epstein being sodomized with IHLlary's immense, barbed-wire wrapped strap on dildo.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 16, 10:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Since the 13th Amendment was illegally imposed, shooting black people is a SACRAMENT!

Everyone knows that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 16, 11:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You are FREE! to worship the FUHRER!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 16, 11:20pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Doctors will be forced to kill their patients and tear out their fillings to survive.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 16, 11:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

OH! MOMMY! WHERE MY WEE-WEE! ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 17, 11:13am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

It was proven true and no one cared.

It's like proving Jeffrey Dahmer raped and ate all the neighbor's pets and sent videos of the crimes to their child owners.

It's insanely awful, diabolically criminal but can anyone say it changed their opinion of the big fat disgrace?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 17, 7:33pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It was MICHELLE! OBAMA! and HER! IMMENSE! DEATH! BUTT! who TWERK! DECAPITATED! Epstein while IHLARY! looked on and dido'ed herself flamboyantly.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Aug 18, 4:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The last thing Epstein saw was IHLary's jaw decouple from her skull and drop while Barack Obama leapt from IHLary's throat, grinning dementedly and menacing him with a rope.
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